Today is the 26th Vaginal Exodus Celebration of Christopher "Chris" Caesar.
If you see him, give him a kiss. Anywhere.
I have known "Chris" loosely since 1990 when we played on the Monroe-Woodbury (NY) soccer team, The Defenders. We were six. In the fall of 2002 we lived down the hall from one another; that was our freshman year of college. We have been lovers ever since. I love this man. Sometimes, when I'm listening to Of Montreal and that song, "Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl" comes on, I change "Tim" to "Chris". Chris is my muse.
Happy Birthday, "Chris." You are beautiful, no matter what "they" say.